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Saturday, April 19, 2003
REALITY BITES.
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I've got an idea for a reality show: "The Oncologist." Every week you have someone come to the oncologist with some sort of tumor. Sometimes it's nothing. Sometimes you can treat it with radiology or chemotherapy. And sometimes it's untreatable cancer. But every time, the drama is real, not manufactures by some arbitrary rules. You don't get kicked off the island or out of the game; you get kicked off the planet Earth. every week, some cancer victim is crying hysterically. And if they're not, then their spouse or their parent or their child is.
And here's the game: if you have cancer, then the show will pay for your treatment. And whether you do or don't, then our sponsor will provide you with $250,000 of life insurance, either way.
Come on, that's a show!
This is The Official Record.
3:31 AM
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