Friday, June 20, 2003

 
HOW I INVITED SOME FRIENDS TO VISIT ME:
External link:

This certificate good for one stay for up to two adults and up to one child at Le La Casa Maison Haus David.*


* Subject to availability. Some restrictions apply. May not be combined with other offers. Not affiliated with the National Rifle Association or the National Abortion Rights Action League. For entertainment purposes only. Provided on a first-come, first-served basis. Offer not valid in all areas. May cause hair loss, itching, stomach cramps, diarrhea, and/or nausea. Not labeled for individual sale. Available for a limited time only. Does not include incidental expenses. Substantial penalties apply for early withdrawal. Not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Under 18 admitted only with permission of parent or legal guardian. Provided "as is." Any express or implied warranties, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose are disclaimed. In no event shall Le La Casa Maison Haus David be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, exemplary, or consequential damages (including, but not limited to, procurement of substitute goods or services; lose of use, data, or profits; or business interruption) however caused and on any theory of liability, whether in contract, strict liability, or tort (including negligence or otherwise) arising in any way out of this offer, even if advised of the possibility of such damage. All quotes are delayed 20 minutes. Data and information is provided for informational purposes only, and is not intended for trading purposes. Neither at Le La Casa Maison Haus David nor any of its data or content providers shall be liable for any errors or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon. By visiting at Le La Casa Maison Haus David, a user agrees not to redistribute any confidential information found therein. Le La Casa Maison Haus David is not a registered broker-dealer and does not endorse or recommend the services of any brokerage company. The brokerage company you select is solely responsible for its services to you, the user. Le La Casa Maison Haus David does not endorse or recommend any commercial products, processes, or services. The views and opinions of individuals expressed at at Le La Casa Maison Haus David do not necessarily state or reflect those of the U.S. Government, and they may not be used for advertising or product endorsement purposes. It is not the intention of Le La Casa Maison Haus David to provide specific medical advice but rather to provide users with information to better understand their health and their diagnosed disorders. Specific medical advice will not be provided, and Le La Casa Maison Haus David urges you to consult with a qualified physician for diagnosis and for answers to your personal questions. Databases of molecular data at Le La Casa Maison Haus David include such examples as nucleotide sequences (GenBank), protein sequences, macromolecular structures, molecular variation, gene expression, and mapping data. They are designed to provide and encourage access within the scientific community to sources of current and comprehensive information. Therefore, Le La Casa Maison Haus David itself places no restrictions on the use or distribution of the data contained therein. However, some submitters of the original data may claim patent, copyright, or other intellectual property rights in all or a portion of the data they have submitted. Le La Casa Maison Haus David is not in a position to assess the validity of such claims and, therefore, cannot provide comment or unrestricted permission concerning the use, copying, or distribution of the information contained in the molecular databases. Celebrity voices are impersonated. Any similarity to any person or persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Copyright 2003 Le La Casa Maison Haus David. All Rights Reserved. Enter at your own risk.

This is The Official Record. 4:27 PM
link to this item: http://www.creamy.com/blog/2003/06/how-i-invited-some-friends-to-visit-me.html


Check for older comments: Archived comments on item #200442938