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Tuesday, July 22, 2003
FLASHMOB #5.
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Here's a copy of an invitation to the next flashmob. All are invited.
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You are invited to take part in MOB, the project that creates an inexplicable mob of people in New York City for ten minutes or less. Please forward this to other people you know who might like to join.
FAQ
Q. Can there be more photographers at the next mob?
A. There seemed to be plenty at MOB #4.
Q. I was being sarcastic.
A. "Sarcastic"...?
Q. Meaning that my real question is the EXACT OPPOSITE of that question. Can there be *fewer* photographers at the next mob?
A. In general, people should feel free to take photographs at the mob. But at certain times in certain mobs, photography dampens the effect. From now on, the instruction slips for each mob will specify when and where NOT to take photographs during that mob.
Q. OK. Hey, how about an uptown mob?
A. Are you being "sarcastic" again?
Q. No.
A. Well, then: sure.
INSTRUCTIONS - MOB #5 Start time: Thursday, July 24th, sometime after 7:15pm Duration: 10 minutes or less
(1) At some point during the day on July 24th, synchronize your watch to http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Eastern/d/-5/java/java. (If that site doesn't work for you, try http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Eastern/d/-5.)
(2) By 6:55 PM, based on the month of your birth, please situate yourselves in the bars below. Buy a drink and act casual. NOTE: if you are attending the MOB with friends, you may all meet in the same bar, so long as at least one of you has the correct birth month for that bar. January, February, March: Dublin House, 225 W. 79th St. (just east of Broadway). Meet in the back by the jukebox. April, May, June: McAleer's, 425 Amsterdam Ave. (between 80th and 81st). Meet in the back, by the enormous television set. July, August, September: Bourbon Street, 407 Amsterdam Ave. (between 79th and 80th). Meet in the back, by the even more enormous television set. October, November, December: 420 Bar and Lounge, 420 Amsterdam Ave. (at 80th St.). Meet in the back, near the constrained tree.
(3) Then or soon thereafter, a MOB representative will appear in the bar and pass around further instructions. The instructions will specify the mob site, the start time, and the duration. The instructions will give you what you need and then some.
(4) In particular, the instructions will tell you when to disperse. Make sure that two minutes after the specified time, you are no longer at the mob site.
(5) Return to what you otherwise would have been doing, and await instructions for MOB #6.