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Thursday, August 21, 2003
MOB #7
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All are invited.
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You are invited to take part in MOB, the project that creates an inexplicable mob of people in New York City for ten minutes or less. Please forward this to other people you know who might like to join.
FAQ
Q. Why would I want to join a stupid mob?
A. Tons of other people are doing it.
Q. Tons of stupid people.
A. Wait a second. Q, have you joined the mob "backlash"?
Q. Yes, I have.
A. Why?
Q. Tons of other people are doing it. I read so in the paper.
A. But Q, don't you see? That's why people join the mob, too!
Q. Hey, you're right!
A. So why should we fight? Join forces with the tons of people who are DOING the mob. Then there will be MORE tons of people, and you will all be even more right.
Q. Makes sense to me. I'm in.
A. Welcome back.
Q. Can the mob sing something?
A. Don't push it.
Q. Hey, wasn't the Mob Project going to take one request?
A. Yes. Thanks to Operative "James" for contributing the idea for MOB #7.
(1) At some point during the day on August 26th, synchronize your watch to http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Eastern/d/-5/java/java. (If that site doesn^Rt work for you, try http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Eastern/d/-5.)
(2) By 7:05 PM, based on the month of your birth, please situate yourselves in the bars below. Buy a drink and act casual. NOTE: if you are attending the MOB with friends, you may all meet in the same bar, so long as at least one of you has the correct birth month for that bar. January, February: McAnn's Bar & Grill, 3 W. 46th St. (just west of 5th Ave.). Meet by the bar. March, April: Fiddler's Green, 58 W. 48th St. (between 5th and 6th Aves.). Meet by the bar. May, June: Maggie's Place, 21 E. 47 St. (just west of Madison Ave.). Meet by the bar. July, August: Connolly's Bar & Restaurant, 14 E. 47th St. (between 5th & Madison Aves.). Meet in the upstairs bar. September, October: P.J. Moran's, 3 E. 48th St. (just east of 5th Ave.). Meet by the bar. November, December: Heartland Brewery, 1285 6th Ave. (entrance on 51st St.). Meet by the bar.
(3) Then or soon thereafter, a MOB representative will appear in the bar and will pass around further instructions.
(4) In particular, the instructions will tell you when to disperse. Make sure that two minutes after the specified time, you are no longer at the mob site.
(5) Return to what you otherwise would have been doing, and await instructions for MOB #8.