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Wednesday, March 31, 2004
WHO'S ON BUSH?
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I wrote this the other day. I think it's a little rough, but I really think it's a great idea for something. I'd just love to see how they'd handle it if you tried to say it on TV.
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A: Well B, I'm going to Washington. You know, the Presidential administration gave me a job as a political consultant.
B: Look A, if you're their political consutlant, you must know the names of all the leaders.
A: I certainly do.
B: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's running the country.
A: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these politicians nowadays very peculiar names.
B: Well, what's the President's name?
A: Oh, I like Bush.
B: I do, too. But what's the President's name?
A: I just told you his name.
B: You just said you like Bush.
A: I certainly do.
B: Well, so do I, but what's the President's name?
A: You just said it!
B: I thought we were talking about Bush!
A: We are.
B: But I want to talk about the President.
A: Bush?
B: No the President!
A: You mean Bush?
B: No, I mean the President!
A: Uh, Bush.
B: Alright, alright, never mind. Does this President have a Vice President?
A: Of course.
B: Do you know him personally.
A: Oh, I don't know Dick.
B: That's how it seems to me.
A: Why, do you know him?
B: I don't even know his name.
A: I just told you his name.
B: What??!? You just told me you don't know anything.
A: Oh, I know I don't really like him very much.
B: And the name of this dick?
A: Exactly.
B: Exactly?
A: Exactly.
B: So the Vice President's name is Exactly?
A: No, Dick.
B: Hey, all I want is the fellow's name!
A: Dick.
B: Are you trying to start something?
A: I'm trying to tell you the fellow's name, Dick.
B: Well then just tell it to me, cocksucker!
A: Dick!
B: Stop calling me names, and tell me the Vice President's name!
A: Dick! Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick!
B: You know what? Why don't you just stick it up your colon?
A: What did you say?
B: I said stick it up your colon!
A: Oh, that's our Secretary of State!
BOTH: GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
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